|
|
eBooks Available
Personal Development
eCourses Available
Accounting
Business
Certificates
Design
Personal Enrichment
Leisure
Art of Combining
Photography & Painting
Basic Philosophy
Garden Design
Music Master
Street and Trips
Personal Development
Ayurveda
Balancing Work & family
Business Lifestyle Skills
Career Development
Child Care
Communication Skills
Communication Techniques
Confidence Building
Conflict Management
Conscious Romantic
Relationships
Creating and Maintaining
Life Balance
Developing Self Esteem
Eating Disorder Diploma
Effective Parenting Skills
Exam Preparation
Family Healthcare
Inferential Statistics
Inner Healing
Investing Fundamental
Series
Job Search for Success
Life Skill Coaching
Macrobiotics
Meditation Diploma
Memory Enhancement
Alternative Medicine
Writing Skills
Nutrition
Psychic Development
Hobbies and Interests
Basic Phi;osophy
Carpentry & Joinery
Descriptive Statistics
Estate Planning Series
Franchising
Home Security Planning
Meteorology
Music Master
Radio Communications
Taxation
Vehicle Selling
Test Prep
Education
General Skills
General Principles of
Teaching
Instructor Skills
Oil Refinery Operation
TEFL/ESOL
ESOL (English for Speakers
of Other Languages)
Spanish for Educators
Teaching English as a
Second Language
Adult Education
Drama In Education Weight
Management & Consulting
Diploma Course
Basic Maths Instructional
Design Series
Literacy - Adult Basic Skills
Teacher/Instructor Ed
Drama In Education
Weight Management &
Consulting Diploma Course
Child Day Care
Children and Computers
General Principles of
Teaching
Physical Fitness
Personal Fitness Trainer
Diploma
Weight Management &
Consulting Diploma Course
Yoga Teacher
eLearning
Converting OLF Materials for
Use Online Good Practice
Guide
Test Prep
GED Prep Program
SAT Preparation
Healthcare
Industrial Skills
Languages
Law
Microelectronics
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Sponsored Links
|
|
|
|
Let me present here an extract from the ebook The Power of Laughter
|
| |
Marriage Jokes
* Bert really works at their marriage. He picked up his wife after she went to the Beauty Parlor
last week. When she walked up to him, he said, “Excuse me, young lady. Do I know you?”
* My wife is really thoughtful. I told her that I wanted a power saw for my birthday.
I was real happy that she got me just the model I wanted. Then I saw that she’d drawn an extra
$40 check on our account. She said she thought that we’d better bump up my medical cover. At
least she didn’t increase my life assurance!
* There was a Scots magician whose lovely assistant put on a little weight and couldn’t fit in to
his magic illusions.
He was going to break off the engagement but couldn’t get the ring off her finger so he had to
marry her!
* Alice became engaged to Melvin, a guy with a colorful reputation as a ladies man.
As they sat on her couch one evening, Melvin said gently, “Alice, I really love you and I know you’
ll want me to live down my reputation.”
Alice smiled and said, “Actually, I’m hoping you’ll live up to it!”
* Charley said, “Congratulate me. I’m going to marry that young widow in French St.” Harry said,
“I wouldn’t want to be a widow’s husband – always being compared to the first one.”
Charley said, “It’s much better than being the first husband though!”
* Harry’s girlfriend cancelled her Membership of the nudist club 6 months before the wedding.
She wanted to be married in white.
* Someone asked Anne, “What would you do if you married a rich man?”
She said, “Nothing – wouldn’t it be marvelous!”
* They were on a tourist excursion when April was asked, “Do you like old ruins?” She said, “Like
them, I’m trying to get one to marry me!”
* I used to always have holes in my socks and buttons missing from my shirts. Then I got
married. First thing my dear wife did was … teach me to sew!
* Her Mother asked Sarah, “Did you show the girls at the office your engagement ring?”
Sarah replied, “Yes – unfortunately, two of them recognized it!”
* Morton realised the spark had gone from their marriage when he saw that the only pills in the
medicine cabinet were a jumbo-sized box of aspirin.
* His lawyer asked Athol, “Why did your wife sue for divorce?”
He replied, “Because I tried to help her.”
The lawyer said, “How was that?”
Athol moaned, “She said sex was becoming just like another household chore, so I offered to get
a girl in twice a week to help out!”
* Larry had been a noted wolf before he got married and I don’t think things changed much.
His wife was thrilled when he bought her 3 differently colored wigs for her birthday. But he told
me that it was so she wouldn’t get suspicious if she found different colored hair on his collars!
* I asked Bert, Have you ever looked at another woman since you were married?”
He said, “I can honestly say no. After meeting my wife, I’ve gone off them entirely!”
* “I love your clinging evening gown.” he said with a suggestive smile.
His wife shot back, “I don’t, because it’s been clinging to me for 3 years!”
* My niece is a lawyer. She’s just written a book about alimony. She called it, “Bounty from the
Mutiny”.
* The neighbor told me that his mother in law is visiting them.
I asked, “How do you get on?”
He said,” I haven’t spoken to her in three days.”
“Why not?”
He answered, “I’m not supposed to interrupt her.”
* As he staggered in their front door, he found that she had waited up for him.
She said, “I’m glad you finally realized that Home is the best place.”
“Actually, my darling, it’s the only one that’s still open!”
* Bert asked Alfred, “What did your wife say when you got home late last night?”
Alfred said, "Nothing.”
Bert said, “That was nice of her.”
Alfred replied, “Not really – it still took her two hours!”
* Sam asked Alfred, “Do you talk to your wife when you make love?”
Alfred said, “Sometimes, if she phones me.”
* Rudolph and his wife lived in a small apartment in Moscow. They argued over everything. One
evening, Rudolph looked out the window and said, Sasha, it’s raining.”
She replied, “No Rudolph, it’s snowing.”
He looked at and said, “It’s not snow. After 12 years in the Russian Weather Service, Rudolph the
Red knows rain, dear!”
* When my boss got home last night, his wife said, “The cook quit today. She said you shouted
at her on the phone.”
He replied, “I apologized and told her the truth. I thought she was you!”
* Her husband said, “Let’s go out and have some fun tonight?”
“Okay,” she agreed, “but be sure to leave the light on in the hall if you get home first!”
* A couple ended the weekend with a blazing argument and neither would give ground.
She went to the bathroom, then to bed.
She saw that he had pinned a note to her pillow and thought, “How sweet!” But then she read it.
All it said was, “IMPORTANT! I’ve got to be at the office early tomorrow. Wake me at 7am.
When he woke in the morning, he saw that it was 10am and the sun was shining outside.
He looked at his pillow and saw a note pinned there, “It’s 7am WAKE UP!”
* Arthur’s wife was very upset when he got home so he asked her why.
Jenny said, “I saw Mrs Crabthorpe in the Mall and she walked right past me. She must think she’s
better than me!”
Arthur said, “I’ve heard that she’s a lying tart and never passed second grade. Darling, you are
as good as she is!”
* He said to his wife, “These tv soaps that you watch all day are ridiculous. They’re supposed to
be just like us. Our arguments don’t end with organ music!”
She said quietly, “Well, they haven’t …. yet.”
|
| |
The was an extract from the book The Power of Laughter that you are going to find out more
about. Here is the Table of Contents of the book:
We Need Humor
You Can Tell A Joke Well
* Speak At Normal Pace
* Laugh At Nerves
* Jokes And Stories
Silly Seasoning
* Leave Them Laughing
* Risque Jokes
* Insults And Put-Downs
* Aim At Yourself
Remember The Point
* Never Explain The Joke
Keep It Simple
* Just Use Email For Messages
* Keep It Short
* Laughing At Your Own Joke
* The Wrong Joke Or The Wrong Audience
* Keep Niche Jokes For Niche People
* Telling In-Jokes
* Talking Over Children's Heads
Be A Good Audience
Steal From The Best
Being Natural .... Takes Practice
The Way You Tell Them
* Timing
* Your Biggest Asset
* Impressions And Accents
When Your Joke Bombs
Golden Jokes
* Polish And Practice
Remembering People
Stunts
* Cracker Surprise
* Sawing A Lady - Stage 1
The Jokes ... At Last!
Animals
* Koalas
Birds
Authority
* Law
* Royalty
* Taxes
Business
* Bosses
* Accountants
* Computers
* Economists
* Holidays
* Lawyers
* Office Hours
Celebrations
Crime
Education
Ethnic
* Australian
* British
Friends
Hard Labor
* Painters
* Plumbers
Health
* Drinking
* Exercise
* Hospitals
* Smokers
Insects
* Ants
* Bees
* Fleas
Money
Our Happy Home
* Children
* Cooking
* Marriage
Politics
Religion
Restaurants
Roasts
Rules To Live By
* Critic's Law
* Eighty - Twenty Rule
* The Law Of Grants
* Law Of History
* Law Of Home Economics
* John's Rule
* One Percent Rule
* Politician's Rules
* Law Of The Possible
* Law Of Projects
* Law Of Sausage
* Law Of Success
* Timely Laws
Science
Show Business
* Actors
* Musicians
Speakers
Sports
* Football
* Golf Skiing
Toasts
Travel
Transport
* Cars
* Railways
War Of The Sexes
* He vs She
Writers
Using Humor To Heal
|
| |
Picture this. You're standing around the water cooler at the office, sharing comments about last
nights favorite sitcom. Here comes "Joe the Jerk", the buffoon of the office staff.
He butts in with, "have you heard the latest about the farmers daughter?" He launches into his
latest off color joke completely ignoring the gender or makeup of his audience.
When he finally finishes, an uncomfortable silence falls across the group. Moments later one or
two people may offer a half hearted chuckle and the group breaks up heading back to their
workplace amid an uncomfortable atmosphere.
Unfortunately this, or something similar, happens every day around the globe.
There's no doubt about it, laughter truly is the best medicine. You probably have your own
personal "library" of jokes that you roll out when the occasion arises.
However, have you ever given any thought to "joke etiquette?" Probably not, because until now
there hasn't been any guidelines written on the subject.
That's no longer the case. The Power of Laughter brings you a long list of wonderfully laughable
jokes ... however ... it doesn't stop there.
Not just another overdone "joke book", The Power of Laughter explores the anatomy of a joke
from introduction straight through to delivery.
He discusses the right and wrong way to tell a joke and teaches you how to determine the
"appropriateness" and timing of your joke.
He also explores:
* How to keep it simple
* Laughing at your own joke
* Risque jokes - yes or no
* Insults and put-downs
* Wrong joke or wrong audience
* Timing
* How to steal from the best
* How to be a good audience
* Your biggest asset
John Williams does not promise that you'll be the next star on the professional comedy circuit, but
he does teach you how to add humor and life to your social and business encounters.
Whether you are already a good storyteller or someone who would like to learn how to develop
and deliver a repertoire, there is something for everyone in The Power of Laughter.
Grab your copy today and be the life of the party tomorrow!
|
| |
|
|
| |
This ebook normally retails for $17. However, as you need to more than stretching your time, I
am pleased to provide the following 8 other ebooks completely free, as bonuses.
|
| |
|
|
You can take control of your attitude and build up your self-esteem
to help you to overcome the many things that had prevented you
from achieving up to your potential. It is not as daunting a task as
you might have thought. After applying the principles in Your
Attitude - Your Self-Esteem, you will realize that you can indeed
attain great leaps forward in how you live, how you think and
what you do. You do not have to live a stressful life. You do not
have to feel you are stuck in a rut. You do not have to feel that
you cannot solve the problems you have with your children, your
job, your spouse, money or even the clutter surrounding you.
Imagine what a changed person you will be!
|
|
|
Communication is the foundation of our social life. We need to be
able to say what we mean and at the same time, mean what we
say. Are we hampered by our ability to communicate well, both
orally and in written form? We have no issue with the need to
improve our communication skills. The issue very often is the
"how". We can learn how to ask the right questions, reduce the
unnecessary and disgusting pause fillers such as "um" and "eh",
keep private information confidential, empathize with our listener,
avoid inappropriate joke telling, not interrupt when somebody is
speaking, make persuasive speeches and writing, etc. This ebook
is a good starting point.
|
|
|
If your life is one endless stream of chaos it's a good bet that you
are living in a state of disorganization. A lack of proper
organization is a killer. It kills initiative. It kills motivation. And it
promotes stress. If stress has you immobilized there's a good
chance that lack of organization is a contributor. If you are buried
in clutter you can't possibly function in a productive manner. No
matter who you are or what your situation some aspect of your
life needs organization. It's darned near impossible in the hectic
world we live in to have every area of our lives perfect. Lucky you!
You're in the right place at the right time. You now have an
opportunity to learn how to organize every area of your life!
Sounds like a pretty bold statement, doesn't it? Well it's true.
|
|
|
There are many things we can learn to Live Your Life to the Max.
Here are the 7 Ways! We can learn to know the big pictures while
not ignoring the small ones, to live in the real world, to live by a
code of ethics, to live our dream by conquering our fears, to love,
to let go to hand on, to give and know that giving is the measure
of greatness. It is a great opportunity to learn these great tips to
unlock the secrets to making all your dreams come true. We have
been given the choice to live our life and you will be glad that you
have lived it to the max.
|
|
|
This is a guidebook that tells you how to be happy. If you are not
experiencing enough happiness in your life, you are missing out on
so much. You may have heard that your degree of happiness can
have an impact on your overall health and well being. It's true.
This ebook pinpoints exactly what you need to do to experience
more happiness in your life.
|
|
|
It is said that this revealing ebook is able to turn even the most
unmotivated person into a success magnet! It doesn't matter
where you are in life at the moment, you can launch your own plan
for success using these time-test strategies. If you are frustrated
for not being as successful in life as you wish, and you are ready
to finally take control of your own destiny, you can't afford not to
read this ebook.
|
|
|
The 5 Steps to Personal Power teaches you a system based on
sound principles. Here are some of the things that you will
discover:
A more effective paradigm for how you think.
Give you an expanded vision of what you expect from
yourself.
Help you discover your mission, vision, or purpose in life.
Help you get unstuck and re-focused.
Uncover a core of ever-available strength and serenity.
See and act more effectively when how you are thinking and
what you are doing is not working.
|
|
|
STRESS is a risk factor for heart disease. However, this is one risk
factor that you have control over. You CAN reduce the risk, and
"Stress The Silent Killer" is just what you need to discover how
that is possible. You will learn how to prevent and cope with
stress in your life. Learn exactly what stress is and the different
stages it can go through before the realization strikes that you'd
best get a handle on it. Investigate the source of YOUR stress
and uncover the contributing factors in your daily life. Explore the
warning signs and primary symptoms of stress and how these
symptoms are triggered.
|
|
|
"Taking Control of Your Life" will help you learn how to recognize
the symptoms of various anxiety disorders and give you tips and
guidance about how to deal with them. Did you know that people
suffering from anxiety disorder experience extensive tension? This
tension can cause serious physical and emotional setbacks. You
can get hold of many helpful things to deal with anxiety disorders.
|
|
|
|
| |
Yes, you will get all these 9 ebooks for only $17.00!
The Power of Laughter
+
Your Attitude Your Self-Esteem
+
Streamline Your Communication
+
Organize Your Life
+
7 Ways to Live Life to the Max
+
How to be Happy
+
Motivate Your Way to Success
+
Stress the Silent Killer
+
Taking Control of Your Life
|
| |
Your order through PayPal is highly secure.
Your order is also fully guaranteed.
If for any reason, you are not satisfied with your order, you can get a full refund of your
purchase price. What's more, you may even keep all the ebooks you have downloaded.
With this iron-clad guarantee, what have you got to lose?
Go ahead and click on the PayPal Buy button below:
|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
$17 only
Immediate Download
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
8 Weeks Money Back Guarantee!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| |
Brought to you and Personally Guaranteed by Jacob Gan, PhD (Michigan)
|
|
